There comes a time in every man's life when he has to make a decision that will weigh on him for the remainder of the time he walks the earth.

If he chooses wrong, it will haunt him forever, even follow him into the afterlife.

These decisions can not be made lightly, nor should they be mocked.

There comes a time in a man's life when he is forced to answer this question; "Which napkin holder should we put on the registry? The one that lays flat down, or the one that stands up straight?"

Yes, questions like this will be presented to you at some time in your life, and will consume your work day with an unholy string of emails debating the benefits of style over function.

So, faithful readers of TH-413, I put the vote out to you; which of these two napkin holders should show up on our registry?

Option #1: Spectrum Euro Chrome Flat Napkin Holder:
Napkin holder has an elegant design that complements any table setting and provides easy access with one hand. The heavy-gauge steel wire provides stability while the chrome finish is attractive. Measures 7 1/2" L x 7 1/2" W x 2 1/2" D.

Option #5: (Yes there were four other ones that were up for consideration) Chrome Finished Upright Napkin Holder:
Sleekly designed chrome finished paper towel holder and napkin holder create a pretty presentation in any kitchen. Heavy duty to withstand everyday use.

I know what you're thinking; but no, I actually don't have way too much free time on my hands. That's why I'm passing the buck off to everyone else, I have just enough time to write a note about the insanity that follows picking a napkin holder, but not enough time to actually answer my wonderful fiance's badgering questioning interrogation emails.

So vote early and vote often. For Option #1 dial 1-888-IDOL-NAP1 or for Option #5 dial 1-888-IDOL-NAP5.